- Dan entrance ("You're applauding yourselves!")
- Harmontown Sashes made by Shawn Sakame (sp?) aka SnapTheJap
- Jeff's intro as comptroller
- Jesus Christ Superstar
- 1 year anniversary, as decided by Dan Harmon
- Dan compares himself to Lenny Bruce
- "Tonight is about weightlessness"
- Dan discusses the movie Real Genius and the ketchup dab on Val Kilmer's lip, then talks about his brother
- Adam Goldberg reads the 1st email from Dan Harmon's brother - Doug "Bones" Harmon. Re: You Sucking, June 3, 2012, 4:20 AM. Thanks Dan for his daughter's brain. Mentioned he smoked pot and dropped out of high school. "Mom is worried about your liver." "Sent from my iBone" - Music details below.
~ 15 minutes
- Dan got "wailing high" during cleaning his old house, found his old bong he misplaced when he was 25, some 13 years before finding it again
- Talks about getting a message from his high self to not get high so much, which he then ignored. Remark: "That guy was high!"
- Talks about singing in the kitchenette: "When you have a little food, you just need a little plate" in a high falsetto voice. Then talks about laughing so hard he shit his pants after seeing his girlfriend peeing from laughing too hard, and mentions he shits his pants "at the weirdest times" and not incredibly rarely and usually when he thinks it's a fart.
- Talks about Dan not liking peaches on his cottage cheese, and his girlfriend not liking his "poopoo face"
- Talks about Sherlock Holmes movies starring Robert Downey Jr.
- Dan does an impression of Alan Rickman, Sean Connery, Christopher Walken, Don Knotts, Bill Clinton, Popeye, and Rosie Perez
~ 30 minutes
- Talks about the Having Changed Tumblr Blog about himself, saying he's "a major addict" of it, then goes into about how /u/McGathy used to be a camp counselor
- Jeff and Dan talk about Joseph Campbell's " Hero's Journey" narrative pattern and how they now have to Atone with the Father. Remark: "I'm assuming in attendance numbers"
- Adam Goldberg is called on stage to read another email from Dan's brother, that came a week earlier. Subject: You Sucking, also sent at 4:20 AM. Tries to convince Dan to write for video games, and talks about balls and makes jokes about them
- Dan talks about his "loose circuits" and how his family seems reptilian to him. Wonders if it's nature or nurture. Talks about how his mom and brother had some weird "seductive" energy between them
~ 45 minutes
- Jeff talks about his parents and how they used to have really swanky parties and his older brother would throw his pajamas into the party and the adults would laugh at him running naked into the party. He then noticed "Boys have weewees, girls have crackwees." Dan relates stories of him being young and entertaining the adults, thinking all adults loved him the same way.
- Jeff talks about his sister, Pam, who is 20 years his senior, getting married to Marty, and the first time he met him. He was 4 and he had to put a suit on - it was red, white, and blue plaid - and he was playing in his room. Jeff is called out to meet Marty, and he just kicks him in the balls immediately upon meeting him, which causes him to tip over. Jeff then ran outside and climbed a tree. He then fell from the tree and was hanging by his foot for about an hour, and Marty graciously rescues him.
- Dan talks about finishing the Indiana Jones tangent. He went on the ride, and it was fun. Jeff does not like the ride. Dan then talks about Disneyland, and the incidents there. Jeff was an employee at Disneyland during one of those incidents. Dan talks about the Mark Twain ride death. Also, Dan's pronunciations of "taut" and "bagel" are mocked and laughed at.
~ 1 hour
- Thank you for coming to Harmontown!
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